Who hasn´t been fascinated by the work that paleontologists and artists have done "restoring" creatures which were monstrous and have been extinct for a very long time? Don´t answer that. I don´t want to know, and such a person would not be a candidate for membership in the Creative Paleontology Society, hereby founded by B·Ware and seeded with his restorations of the Dinosaurs of Texas.
Copyright 1997 by B·Ware
Triceratex
Triceratex roamed the Permian deserts always wary of Tyrannosaurus Tex. Triceratex's fiery disposition was fueled by feeding on ristras of various primitive volcanic chili peppers.
Tyrannosaurus Tex
T. Tex roamed the Permian deserts in search of its arch-nemesis, Triceratex. T. Tex was a carnivore and whiskeyvore thought to be single-talonedly responsible for the extinction fob the Woolly Longhorn Mammoth.
Alamosaurus
Alamosaurus was capable of fending off a large number of predators for long periods of time. Alamosaurus fed on giant bluebonnets and other wildflowers in the Jurassic Plain Country.
Tacosaurus
Tacosaurus was a docile chilivore and tequilavore closely related to the nachodon and tortilladactyl. Tacosaurus´ tail ended in a hollow gourd-like ball filled with pepper seeds which may have been shaken to attract symbiotic touristadons.
Three of the above Dinosaurs of Texas restorations were printed as post cards by the Texas Post Card Company and still show up on racks in miscellaneous locations.
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